Election Commission of India had announced today that the General Elections are to be moved outside India due to security reasons. They are exploring the possibility of shifting the elections to Canada or Malaysia and are already in talks with those respective governments. It is learnt that China and North Korea also seem to have offered a helping hand.

Meanwhile, this announcement had stunned all political parties and are left to scramble with not enough time. Regional parties are said to be checking with the international airlines about the possibility of bringing additional suitcases as hand luggage.

Political parties in south are a step ahead in this process and claimed that they have already reserved the walls of major buildings in Canada and Malaysia and are rushing special representatives to scribble their party initials on those walls.

Association of kodumbaavi (effigy) manufacturers have condemned this decision and are planing to burn the kodumbaavi of Election Commission itself to express their protest!